It's finally here! No, not Christmas. The world will blow up long before Saturday. I mean the new Flapping Crane skit.
It's called A Very Special Flapping Crane Christmas. This one marks the first official appearance of Bryann (Not a Girl). He was off getting married in Jamaica or some crap, but now he's back where he belongs. In Ice Station Minnesota. The state that has the reversed initials of NM. Which has pretty much the reverse weather. Yup.
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Oh, and that picture on the right is our card. Yup, Alex whipped up a batch of these cards. It's a shame I don't actually know people, or I'd hand them out.|||110357651209826598|||Merry Christmas from Flapping Crane
Tracy W.|||The Christmas skit is great. How'd you get Freddie Mercury, anyway? Joe|||Funny story. Turns out he's a big fan. He emailed us and I begged him to make an appearance. He said ok, as long as we could get Bono to do it. Bono was down, as long as we could get Frank Sinatra to do it. Of course, Frank Sinatra is dead, which reminded Freddie that he's dead too. So we all shared a laugh. And Bono is sooo embarrassed that he used the wrong iPod. He's calling me a “cheap-ass” now. Whatever, Bono. You can just go watch ZooTV for all I care.Also, Frank told me to “Lighten up, princess.” When I asked him to elaborate, he called me a she-male. I'm not sure what that's about.
What I'm trying to say is that I really should be on some sort of medication. Like peyote.